300+ Hilarious Would You Rather Questions


If you’re a fan of hypothetical questions games such as Kiss Marry Kill, we’ve got another fun one for you. Would you rather, is a fun game you can play at a slumber party, a game night, or just a fun way to pass the time with friends. 

As fun as this game is, we know it can be hard to think of hypotheticals sometimes, so we’ve compiled a list of 300+ Would you rather questions. Get ready to laugh, cry, and cheer for these questions.


We know you’re eager to start, but let’s quickly go over the rules of how to play.

  1. First, get some friends together.
  2. Then, one person poses a would you rather question to another player, listing two different options. These can be two ideal options or two bad options.
  3. Finally, someone must choose one option and explain the reason for it. 

That’s really all there is to it. Go around and give each person a new question and enjoy the answers, but be prepared for when it’s your turn.


Let’s get started with our questions. Pull up this list whenever you need some ideas to get your game rolling.


would you rather silly

We’ll start out with some silly Would you rather questions. Don’t worry, though; they will get much crazier later on.

Would you rather…

  • Be able to fly but be terrified of heights or be able to breathe underwater but be afraid of water?
  • Have bad breath or smelly feet?
  • Never drink coffee again or never eat chocolate again?
  • Be able to understand animals or speak every language in the world fluently?
  • Talk like Yoda or breathe like Darth Vader forever?
  • Go back in time or go forward in time?
  • Be able to fly or breathe underwater?
  • Be stuck in a romantic comedy with your worst enemy or be stuck in a horror movie with your best friend?
  • Have telepathy (read minds) or telekinesis (move things with your mind)?
  • Give up internet or showers for a month?
  • Never lose your balance or never get lost again?
  • Wear wet socks or have a popcorn kernel stuck in your teeth for a month?
  • Be the cowboy riding a bull or be the clown who distracts the bull?
  • Be an adult in the body of a baby or a baby in the body of an adult?
  • Have a permanent clown nose or a permanent clown wig?
  • Have no teeth at all or have two big front teeth like a beaver?
  • Have a head the size of a small grapefruit or the size of a giant watermelon?
  • Always smell like a wet dog or garlic?
  • Get $1 every time you compliment a stranger or $100 every time you insult a stranger?
  • Wrestle a gorilla or two alligators?
  • Have to always say everything that pops into your head or never be able to say what you feel?
  • Have a unibrow or no eyebrows at all?
  • Have a personal maid or a personal chef?
  • Have to yell every text message out loud or every Google search?
  • Have to skip everywhere or moonwalk instead of walking?
  • Wear pants three sizes too big or shoes three sizes too small?
  • Puke on your celebrity crush, or have them puke on you?
  • Always have B.O. and not notice, or always be able to smell B.O. on other people?
  • win $25,000, or your best friend wins $100,000
  • sing whenever you talk or dance whenever you move?
  • Always feel hungry or always feel tired?
  • Have the ability to be invisible or to read people’s minds?
  • Live with a barnyard of animals in your house or live in the barn with the animals?
  • Have to use shrimp-flavored toothpaste or deodorant that smells like cheese?
  • Listen to an annoying laugh for a whole day or get tickled for one hour?
  • Be followed by a band wherever you go or by someone narrating your life?
  • Have horns or a tail?
  • Have a Texas accent and live in New York, or a New York accent and live in Texas?
  • Always forget to buy one thing at the grocery store or always buy five things you don’t need?
  • Be covered in fur or in scales?
  • Go vegan for a month or only eat meat and dairy for a month?
  • Need to sleep for 12 hours every day or never sleep again?
  • Only be able to eat food that’s been blended into a smoothie or food that’s been freeze-dried and rehydrated?
  • Win the lottery but have to spend it all in one day or triple your current salary forever?
  • Only be able to listen to one song for the rest of your life or only be able to watch one movie for the rest of your life?
  • Laugh or cry extremely loudly?
  • Danny DeVito or Danny Trejo plays you in a movie
  • . Do you have extreme gas on your wedding day or on a first date?
  • Never be able to brush your teeth or never be able to fix your hair?
  • All your shoes squeak loudly, or all your shirts are two sizes too small?
  • Have skin that changes color based on your emotions or tattoos appear all over your body, depicting what you did yesterday?
  • Hunt and butcher your own meat, or never eat meat again?
  • Be the absolute best at something that no one takes seriously, or be average at something well respected?
  • Have a third nipple or an extra toe?
  • Have to wear every shirt inside out or every pair of pants backward?


couples would you rather questions

These next few would you rather questions will center around couples. Try asking your partner or your couple friends and see how their answers differ.

Would you rather…

  • Be the big spoon or the little spoon?
  • Have your absolute dream wedding dress but hate the rest of your wardrobe, or absolutely hate your wedding dress but love the rest of your clothes?
  • Tell your partner you’re having an affair, or your partner tells you they’re having an affair?
  • Know when you are going to die or when your partner is going to die?
  • Marry someone you just met, or marry someone you’ve known forever but have no romantic feelings for?
  • Give the perfect gift or receive the perfect gift?
  • Know everything your partner is thinking or never know at all?
  • Receive flowers or chocolate?
  • Swap clothes for a day or shoes?
  • Cook every night, and your partner cleans, or the other way around?
  • Your partner be best friends with your ex or best friends with their ex?
  • Find true love or be extremely rich?
  • Your partner dislike all your friends, or all your friends dislike your partner?
  • Have your dream wedding or your dream honeymoon?
  • Date someone with a crazy ex or with crazy parents?
  • Be stuck in an elevator with your ex or with one of your partner’s exes?
  • Date someone who likes to go out every night or someone who likes to stay home every night?
  • Have a partner that chews loudly or spits when they talk?
  • Never be able to speak to each other again but still live together, or never be able to see each other again?
  • Run a successful business together but end up splitting up, or live on less than minimum wage but still be together?
  • Be stuck on a deserted island with each other or in a bustling city without each other?
  • Have a sexy time playlist with classical music or heavy metal?
  • Only have sex in bed for the rest of your life or never be able to have sex in a bed again?
  • Discover that your partner hates animals or that they cheated on their ex?
  • Date someone who is direct but offensive sometimes or extremely shy and never speaks their mind?
  • Share a hobby or have separate hobbies you can teach each other about?
  • Go on a romantic and relaxing vacation or go on a non-stop adventure?
  • Have pets or kids?
  • Have your heart broken or break someone’s heart?
  • Be in a relationship where you love them more, or they love you more?
  • Walk in on your parents or have them walk in on you?
  • Share a toothbrush with your partner, or have to wear their underwear?
  • Your parents arrange your marriage or marry your most recent ex?
  • Know all of your spouse’s secrets or none of them?
  • Tell your partner a truth you know would hurt, or hurt your partner’s feelings by not telling?
  • Never have sex or never find love?
  • Be that couple known for constant PDA or known for referring to each other by terrible pet names?
  • Your partner be a great cook and messy around the house or an awful cook but very neat?
  • Date someone stunning, but you don’t speak the same language or have an average-looking partner, but you communicate well?
  • Always forget your partner’s birthday or your anniversary?
  • Have to wear stilettos to sleep or have to wear slippers everywhere you go?
  • Ask your ex or a total stranger for a favor?
  • Have all of your messages and photos leaked publicly, or never use a cellphone ever again?
  • Date an Aries or a Libra?
  • Date a Taurus or a Scorpio?
  • Date a Gemini or a Sagittarius?
  • Date a Cancer or a Capricorn?
  • Date a Leo or an Aquarius?
  • Date a Virgo or a Pisces?
  • Give up kissing or cuddling?
  • Have financial issues or sexual issues?
  • Buy 100 one-dollar toys or one 100-dollar toy?
  • Discover your friends don’t like you or your boss thinks you’re bad at your job?
  • Watch a couple kiss for five minutes straight, or watch a graphic sex scene with your parents?
  • Accidentally call your partner by your ex’s name, or have them do that to you?
  • Tell all of your deepest and darkest secrets to your boss or to your parents?


deep would you rather questions

Ok, now these would you rather questions are going to be deeper ones. They will probably make you think hard and ponder some things. You may even need some tissues after answering these.

Would you rather…

  • Know how you will die or when you will die?
  • Have more time or more money?
  • Bring back a deceased pet for one year or a family member for one day?
  • Be able to predict the future or forget anything you wanted from your past?
  • Have a pause button or a rewind button for your life?
  • Never age or never have to worry about money?
  • Travel back in time to meet your ancestors or travel forward in time to meet your descendants?
  • Find a dead body or be a witness to a murder?
  • Spend one year completely alone or homeless?
  • End war or poverty?
  • Be able to forget your worst memory or remember your best memory better?
  • Stay forever young, physically or mentally?
  • Live a dangerous and exciting life or a safe and boring one?
  • Drop a bad habit or gain a good one?
  • Have no emotions or feel every single emotion incredibly intensely?
  • Give up all technology (phones, computers, etc.) or give up all films, television, and books?
  • Solve world hunger or cure cancer?
  • Have a one-minute conversation with your past self or your future self?
  • Never feel physical pain or never feel emotional pain?
  • Be able to master any language you wanted or any instrument you wanted?
  • Find true love or find the thing in life you’re most talented at?
  • Be buried or cremated after you die?
  • Be a misunderstood genius or have average intelligence but be well-liked?
  • Bring back a loved one and them be unhappy in the mortal world or mourn them forever but have the best memories?
  • Work for a kind and fair boss or be a harsh and unfair boss?
  • Be remembered for the wrong reason or completely forgotten?
  • Be able to see other people’s futures or be able to see your own?
  • Be the center of attention or go unnoticed?
  • Be single for ten years or have three relationships in 10 years that, going into them, you knew would all end?
  • Be endlessly lucky or know you’ve earned everything you’ve achieved?
  • Find meaning in what you accomplish in life or in who you surround yourself with?
  • have no taste or be colorblind?
  • have thought bubbles appear over your head so everyone can see or have your diary published online?
  • be four years old your entire life or be 90 years old your entire life?
  • Live in a world without conflict but also without passion, or a world full of passion but also full of conflict?
  • have the ability to instantly learn any skill you desire or possess unlimited creativity?
  • have the power to heal any physical ailment or heal any emotional pain?
  • have the power to bring about world peace but sacrifice your own happiness, or live a happy life knowing that the world remains in turmoil?
  • Have the ability to erase all your past mistakes or have the wisdom to prevent future ones?
  • Have the power to control minds but lose your own free will, or retain your free will but never be able to influence others?
  • have the ability to experience the highest highs but also the lowest lows, or live a life of emotional stability but without extreme highs or lows?
  • be infamous in history books or be forgotten after your death?
  • have a vivid imagination or a photographic memory?
  • Live in a future where people take everything too seriously or a future where people don’t take anything seriously?
  • Have your favorite musician give you a private concert or have them round for dinner?
  • People laughed or cried at your funeral?
  • Be a deep thinker or a deep feeler?
  • Have no one show up at your wedding or funeral?
  • Have one close friend or many not-so-close friends?
  • Lose all of your memories since birth or be unable to make new memories?
  • Be the person who flips the switch during executions or the judge who decides who should be executed?
  • Go through life not being able to forget anything or remember anything?


hard would you rather

Now we’ve gone over the deep would you rather questions. The next few are going to be harder to answer so you’ll really have to think hard.

Would you rather…

  • Live forever or die at a normal age?
  • Get wildly famous and rich on social media but secretly know that you bought your followers or earn a reasonable wage at a job you have been honest about?
  • Give up food or sex forever?
  • Get to travel the world for an entire year expenses paid, or get $50k cash to spend on anything you want except travel?
  • Be really beautiful or really smart?
  • Save the life of your best friend or the lives of ten strangers?
  • Know the absolute truth about existence, even if it’s terrifying, or live blissfully ignorant of the deeper mysteries of the universe?
  • Have the power to bring back one deceased loved one for one day, knowing that they would return to the afterlife afterward, or never have that opportunity but retain the memories you shared with them?
  • Take amazing selfies but look terrible in all other photos, or be photogenic everywhere but in your selfies?
  • Have the opportunity to explore and colonize other planets but leave Earth behind forever, or focus solely on preserving and restoring Earth’s environment, knowing that humanity may never leave the planet?
  • Fulfill your biggest wish or resolve your biggest regret?
  • Have a terrible memory or absolutely no common sense?
  • Find meaning in religion or be comfortable with atheism?
  • Have a picture-perfect domestic life by 30 but not love your partner, or stay single before meeting the love of your life at 50?
  • Never be able to hold hands again, or never be able to spoon again?
  • Alcohol was made illegal or fast food?
  • Be able to eat anything you want and not gain weight or never get any wrinkles?
  • Always be too hot or too cold?
  • Give up salty or sweet foods?
  • Be able to control water or fire?
  • Be royalty during medieval times or a middle class person in the future?
  • Give up vacations or not be able to own a pet for the rest of your life?
  • Live off grid in nature with no internet, or in a busy city, but you’re not allowed to go further than a mile from your apartment?
  • Your home is infested with rats or cockroaches?
  • Have a headache every day for the rest of your life or have a cough every day for the rest of your life?
  • Be around negative loved ones or positive strangers?
  • Always be stressed or sad?
  • Pause this time in your life or fast forward through it?
  • Live in a world without music or one without colors?
  • Live next to a huge stadium or the airport?
  • Be half your height or double your weight?
  • Lose the ability to speak or the ability to read?
  • Be granted one huge wish or 100 small wishes?
  • Be stronger than average or smarter than average?
  • Have your first child when you’re 19 or 50 years old?
  • Always have a full phone battery or a full tank of gas?
  • Not be able to buy coffee or order takeout for a month?
  • Lose a finger or have a headache every day for the rest of your life?
  • Be able to take back anything you say or hear any conversation that’s about you?
  • Never be able to go out during the day or never be able to go out at night?
  • Have eyes that can film everything or ears that can record everything?
  • Be more patient or more confident?
  • Have unlimited respect or unlimited power?



Now its time to bring out the strange would you rather questions. These are all pretty weird, but we hope you’ll love them anyway.

Would you rather…

  • Be trapped in a small room with 10,000 tarantulas for 10 minutes, or eat ten tarantulas in 10 minutes?
  • Have hands for feet or feet for hands?
  • Your body is a refrigerator or your feet are roller skates?
  • Have horns or grow a tail?
  • Be able to fly but only a foot off the ground or be able to teleport but only to extremely inconvenient places. 
  • Have the hiccups forever, or always feel as though you’re about to sneeze?
  • Be forced to listen to someone breathing heavily or someone slurp soup for 24 hours straight?
  • Breathe fire every time you talk, or have everything your hands touch turn to stone?
  • Go on a Tinder date with someone holding a fish in their photo, or go on a Tinder date with someone who really wants to talk about your natal chart?
  • Be someone who compulsively laughs during sad moments or who cries whenever someone makes a joke?
  • Date someone who hates dogs or who has seven dogs at all times?
  • Give away all of your money or all of your belongings?
  •  Be stranded in the middle of the ocean on a row boat or in the middle of the desert on foot?
  • Erase all of your most embarrassing moments from everyone else’s memories, or erase them from your own memory?
  • Wake up in the morning as a bird or dolphin?
  • Work cleaning up toxic waste or as a mortician’s assistant?
  • Live under a sky with no clouds or no stars?
  • Sweat maple syrup or sneeze glitter?
  • Have to communicate solely through interpretive dance or through Morse code using only your eyebrows?
  • Have the ability to teleport but only to places you’ve never been, and you’re naked, or have the power to become invisible but only when someone is singing “The Macarena”?
  • Have a third arm growing out of your back or an extra set of eyes on the top of your head?
  • Only be able to walk sideways like a crab or have to hop everywhere on one foot?
  • Have a permanent clown nose that squeaks every time you touch it or a pair of glowing neon socks that randomly teleport between your feet and your hands?
  • Have the ability to speak to plants, but they constantly gossip about you behind your back, or have the power to talk to inanimate objects, but they’re all extremely sarcastic?
  • Have six arms or six legs?
  • Never be able to blink or never be able to fully scratch an itch?
  • Fight 1,000 kindergarteners or five professional boxers?
  • Be able to spawn $1,000, but every time you do, a puppy dies or be able to spawn any food you’re craving, but it tastes like a frozen and microwaved version.
  • Be able to sing really well but never know the words to songs or be able to dance really well but only to really bad music?
  • Have your hair regrow back fully immediately after you cut it or your fingernails?
  • Eat a caterpillar every time you do your makeup, or chug a raw egg every time you get dressed?
  • be a centaur or mermaid/merman?
  • Be a gladiator fighting a lion or a rhino?
  • Have no eyebrows or no eyelashes?
  • Be stuck in a zombie apocalypse or an alien invasion?
  • Never be able to close your eyes or never be able to close your mouth?
  • have an extra toe or an extra finger?
  • Talk like Minnie Mouse when you’re angry or laugh just like Spongebob?
  • Live in the Harry Potter universe or in the Avengers universe?
  • Find a person or 1000 cockroaches in your attic?
  • Only be able to eat food that starts with a P or B?
  • Drink a glass of glue or eat a sandwich filled with sand?
  • Be in extreme heat in a snowsuit or in extreme cold in a swimsuit?
  • Have a pet penguin or an owl for a pet?
  • End every phone call with “I love you” or accidentally call your partner the wrong name during a fight?
  • Ruin the surprise for a surprise party or show up in costume to a black tie event?
  • Be able to eat only Hawaiian pizza or only pizza that’s doused in ranch?
  • Be half your height or double your weight?
  • Find gum stuck in your hair or a huge spider?
  • Be a regular person or an immortal dog?
  • Have a permanent friendly ghost in your home or a scary one who visits once a month?
  • Have teeth that are unusually pointy or hair that’s always wet?
  • Stub your toe once a day or bite your tongue?
  • Only be able to read romance novels or only be able to watch reality dating shows for a year?


questions for kids

If you want the whole family to play then we’ve got you covered. These questions should be pretty easy for kids to understand. So you can ask these would you rather questions to your little ones whenever you want.

Would you rather…

  • Know who you’ll marry or when you’ll die?
  • Cheat on a test and have nobody find out or be accused of cheating on a test when you didn’t?
  • Be the worst player on a winning team or the best player on a losing team?
  • Drink melted ice cream or eat cold fries?
  • Always have to shout whenever you talk or whisper?
  • Meet someone famous from history or meet someone famous from a book?
  • Have goosebumps for a day or butterflies in your stomach for a day?
  • Lick the bottom of your shoe or eat your boogers?
  • Go to the doctor or to the dentist?
  • Have no teeth or no fingers?
  • Brush your teeth with soap or drink sour milk?
  • Be super strong or super fast?
  • Be able to play any video game you want or watch any tv show you want?
  • Have a flying magic carpet or a see-through submarine?
  • Drink everything with your ears or eat everything with your belly button?
  • Have an elephant or a rhino as a teacher?
  • Have extra homework for one year or have to eat extra vegetables?
  •  Live in a treehouse in the jungle or a castle in the clouds?
  • Have a magic wand that grants wishes or a cape that gives you super speed?
  • Have a room full of toys or a room full of books?
  • Have the ability to turn into any animal you want or be able to control the weather?
  • Have a pet dinosaur or a pet alien?
  • Be able to travel to outer space or explore the depths of the ocean?
  • Have a treehouse that can transform into anything you imagine or a secret cave filled with treasures?
  • Go into your favorite video game or favorite T.V. show.
  • Always win every board game or always pass every test.
  • Have a room that changes its theme every day or a backpack that always has the exact thing you need inside?
  • Have a never-ending supply of candy or a never-ending supply of your favorite toy?
  • Visit outer space or visit every country in the world?
  • Get brain freeze from ice cream or burn your mouth on hot food?
  • Be forced to say everything that was on your mind or never speak unless someone spoke to you?
  • Live in a zoo or in an amusement park?
  • Be the best athlete in the world or the best singer?
  • Be a cowboy or an astronaut?
  • Have a pet unicorn or a pet dragon?
  • It snow every single day or rain every single day?
  • Be able to make any day a snow day or be able to make your teacher cancel homework for the day?
  • Turn into your mom or your dad for one day if you could only choose one?
  • Your nose glows red whenever you lie or your ears glow red when you’re embarrassed?
  • Get caught farting or picking your nose?
  • Kiss a frog or lick a slug?
  • Blow out 50 butterflies every time you sneeze, or cough out a mouse every time you cough?
  • Live in a house of straw or a house of sticks?
  • Drink strawberry or chocolate milk?
  • Have a super fast bike or super fast roller skates?
  • Live on Mars or Jupiter?
  • Drink melted ice cream or eat cold fries?
  • Have to sleep hanging upside down or sleep in a bed of garbage?
  • Have booger-flavored ice cream or ice cream-flavored boogers?
  • Have to dye your hair ten different colors or cut all of your hair off?
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